Say It Ain't Mo

Pittsburgh Steeler Barrett Brooks is now officially off the hook, as Mo Clarett easily pushes him off the front page for off-the-field news. We could hold another caption contest for the pic shown, but I bet whatever was said during that phone call easily surpasses any of our efforts in terms of humor....his lawyer's name is Nick Mango. Nick Mango? Yes. Nick Mango. Not content with burglary charges, Mike Shanahan's favorite college player clearly decided he had to up the ante. Bullet-proof vests? Spike sticks? An AK-47? There is only one answer for me. Ice Cube is nothing. Clarett is the real deal.