Denny's Breakfast

The quotes from Celtic great Cedric Maxwell speak for themselves. Too funny. What a jackass:

BOSTON -- Boston Celtics radio analyst Cedric Maxwell apologized on the air Wednesday night for saying that a female referee should "go back to the kitchen" after he disagreed with one of her calls. Maxwell made the comment during the Celtics' 77-72 victory over the Houston Rockets on Monday. He subsequently said "Go in there and make me some bacon and eggs, would you?" in reference to referee Violet Palmer.

Not My Muffins

SPOKANE, Wash. (AP) — Suspended Gonzaga center Josh Heytvelt is being charged with felony possession of a controlled substance following his arrest in Cheney, where police alleged they found hallucinogenic mushrooms in a gym bag in his car, prosecutors said Tuesday.

A summary of facts filed with the charge includes an officer's report that Heytvelt denied the mushrooms — and three chocolate muffins containing mushroom pieces — were his and both Heytvelt and Davis denied knowing the hallucinogens were in the car.

"Really, officer? Magic what? Chocolate muffins? I had no idea!"

NFL Fans

I loved the quotes in this article - the ones in Bold at the bottom:

By Mark Alesia, The Indianapolis Star

BALTIMORE — On airplane banners, T-shirts and signs, and from the depths of their lungs, Baltimore Ravens fans created a charged atmosphere of anti-Colts, anti-Irsay sentiment Saturday at M&T Bank Stadium.

For Brian Austin of Indianapolis, wearing a Colts jersey made him the object of taunts that bordered on something else.

"We had a few instances where we were scared," Austin said before the game. "I went to the Kansas City playoff game three years ago. It was nothing like this. This is intense. I bet there were 300 people on that bridge. They were all booing us and flipping us off."

Brett Butler, of Evansville, Ind., who was with Austin, described some of the taunts.

"One said, 'You left in a Mayflower, now you're going to leave in a hearse,'" Butler said. "Another said, 'You know, the murder rate in Baltimore is not good.'"

Marv, Marv, Marv

Marv Albert...if he's not biting ass, he's screwing up references on national tv. Tonight he's doing the DAL/SA game..and Mark Cuban is boating this tee shirt that says "He Fine Me" instead of "He Hate Me"....Marv's comment? "Obviously, thats a reference to the XFL player who wore a jersey with 'He Hate Me' written on the back...Rod Stewart." No, Marv, you jackass. Rod Stewart is a rock legend. Rod SMART is the guy with that jersey. Thanks for playing. Now get into your favorite lingerie and bite some ass.

You Can't Make This Stuff Up

Arizona figures out a new way to lose. The Bears offense only scores 3 points, and they win the game 24-23. If anybody out there thinks they have suffered more than the fans of this football team (St Loo or Phx) , I would like to hear their case. Bill Bidwill is the ultimate charlatan, selling dog crap as pro football. Dennis Green is on the postgame right now, giving excuses like usual. The Cards are the first NFL team ever to lead 14-0 in the First Q in consecutive weeks, and lose both games. It has never happened before, until tonight, until the Cards seized the opportunity to screw up in jaw-dropping fashion on national TV. I thought I had seen it all. But they keep suprising me. Anybody that bought season tickets should just get their lobotomy right now, because they must have mental problems. Nice job, Cards!

You Must Be Joking

Quote from Dennis Green, Head Coach of the Arizona Cardinals:

"We're progressing in everything except the record."

A comment like this, from a veteran coach like Green....considering the cheddar he is making....it just blows my mind. You've won 12 games out of 37 since your arrival, Dennis. We have had enough of the "progress" you're talking about.

Ding Dong, Someone is at the Door

Ah, the joy of being an Arizona sports team homer. Today, its the Cardinals. I hope Dennis Green gets fired ASAP, and I now feel bad for Matt Leinart because he deserves better than working for this franchise.

The whole process, from 1987 to 2006, is not unlike the city of St Louis taking a flaming bag of dog shit and leaving it on Phoenix's welcome mat. We stepped in it a long time ago, but I guess we're still trying to put the fire out because there still is plenty of crap on my shoe.

It is a bad dream that you never wake up from.