Denny's Breakfast

The quotes from Celtic great Cedric Maxwell speak for themselves. Too funny. What a jackass:

BOSTON -- Boston Celtics radio analyst Cedric Maxwell apologized on the air Wednesday night for saying that a female referee should "go back to the kitchen" after he disagreed with one of her calls. Maxwell made the comment during the Celtics' 77-72 victory over the Houston Rockets on Monday. He subsequently said "Go in there and make me some bacon and eggs, would you?" in reference to referee Violet Palmer.

Not My Muffins

SPOKANE, Wash. (AP) — Suspended Gonzaga center Josh Heytvelt is being charged with felony possession of a controlled substance following his arrest in Cheney, where police alleged they found hallucinogenic mushrooms in a gym bag in his car, prosecutors said Tuesday.

A summary of facts filed with the charge includes an officer's report that Heytvelt denied the mushrooms — and three chocolate muffins containing mushroom pieces — were his and both Heytvelt and Davis denied knowing the hallucinogens were in the car.

"Really, officer? Magic what? Chocolate muffins? I had no idea!"