You Can't Make This Stuff Up

Arizona figures out a new way to lose. The Bears offense only scores 3 points, and they win the game 24-23. If anybody out there thinks they have suffered more than the fans of this football team (St Loo or Phx) , I would like to hear their case. Bill Bidwill is the ultimate charlatan, selling dog crap as pro football. Dennis Green is on the postgame right now, giving excuses like usual. The Cards are the first NFL team ever to lead 14-0 in the First Q in consecutive weeks, and lose both games. It has never happened before, until tonight, until the Cards seized the opportunity to screw up in jaw-dropping fashion on national TV. I thought I had seen it all. But they keep suprising me. Anybody that bought season tickets should just get their lobotomy right now, because they must have mental problems. Nice job, Cards!

You Must Be Joking

Quote from Dennis Green, Head Coach of the Arizona Cardinals:

"We're progressing in everything except the record."

A comment like this, from a veteran coach like Green....considering the cheddar he is making....it just blows my mind. You've won 12 games out of 37 since your arrival, Dennis. We have had enough of the "progress" you're talking about.

Ding Dong, Someone is at the Door

Ah, the joy of being an Arizona sports team homer. Today, its the Cardinals. I hope Dennis Green gets fired ASAP, and I now feel bad for Matt Leinart because he deserves better than working for this franchise.

The whole process, from 1987 to 2006, is not unlike the city of St Louis taking a flaming bag of dog shit and leaving it on Phoenix's welcome mat. We stepped in it a long time ago, but I guess we're still trying to put the fire out because there still is plenty of crap on my shoe.

It is a bad dream that you never wake up from.

Torii Torii Torii

ESPN's coverage included this stat: there have been 2 post-season inside-the-park home runs in A's history - including today. Both were hard hit balls that headed towards mid-center, and both were misplayed by the same CF. Amazing. That CF? The great Torii Hunter. I like the guy, don't get me wrong. But he did F-up today. The best part was the interview of Hunter in front of what I would assume is his locker. On the top shelf, in plain view, was an iPod or MP3 player...next to a full bottle of Capt Morgans. I guess he planned on celebrating a little after the Twins won. Perhaps a rum n coke will make the pain go away, Torii. It can be used win or lose..thats the magic of liquor.