NFC Least
I want predictions for next season's NFC Eastern Division, with your rankings and a comment for each team. Mine:
1. G-Men
Everyone and their sister seems to be on Tiki's jock right now. Eli is going to be better. Solid defense.
2. Cowgirls
Marcus Spears is the real deal. If Julius Jones is healthy and TO gives some effort, they could take the division.
3. Kornheisers
I hate the Redskins. But they will not be in the basement.
4. Cheesesteaks
29 sacks last year. Brodrick Bunkley sounds like a fake player's name you would find on a football video game with no pro license. Worst Place!
1. G-Men
Everyone and their sister seems to be on Tiki's jock right now. Eli is going to be better. Solid defense.
2. Cowgirls
Marcus Spears is the real deal. If Julius Jones is healthy and TO gives some effort, they could take the division.
3. Kornheisers
I hate the Redskins. But they will not be in the basement.
4. Cheesesteaks
29 sacks last year. Brodrick Bunkley sounds like a fake player's name you would find on a football video game with no pro license. Worst Place!
posted by Your Host at 3:27 PM
4 Comments:
well done. where are the rest of the knowitalls from this division
Hopper Killa should vent some of that anger by posting his own view of the division. Either that or take some Valium.
I have no problems with any of these "insights" beyond the obvious. Why even make these 'predictions' if all they are are the EXACT SAME STANDINGS FROM LAST YEAR? Any idiot can do that. And there are many, many idiots out there, chief among them that dickhead S Salisbury, who gets away with loudmouthed "guarantees" every week and then is never, ever, not once, held accountable. "I guarantee Pittsburgh cannot even stay close to Denver unless they rush for 150 yards". Then they run for 80 and cruise, and no one says hey asshole, you were wrong, now own up. Instead we get another dose of Sean screaming about something he pretends is fresh and edgy. Real fans remember he looks a lot like the guy that couldn't hold a candle to HOFers like Tommy Kramer and Wade Wilson and instead was a career clipboard holder for mediocre Minnesota dome teams. So it is with these edgy 'predictions' of yours. Give me something I can use, something different, and if it unfolds I'll remember it and respect you in the future. If you had these NFC East picks up last year at this time, I'd be impressed now. But just reading off the standings from last year? That's not worth the blog space.
Let me guess: your Cy Young pick in the 2005 preseason was Johan Santana. And this year you picked that junkballer Chris Carpenter to win it.
There are only so many ways to rank 4 teams, unless you want to look like Norman Chad.
Personally, I don't like Stouffer's Salisbury Steak either.
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